Failure of Imagination

animalstalkinginallcaps:

YES, I’M STILL HERE, PAUL. RIGHT WHERE I WAS WHEN YOU WENT TO WORK. AND STOP SIGHING, IT’S NOT LIKE I’VE BEEN HERE THE WHOLE TIME. I WENT TO THE BATHROOM AT LEAST TWICE.

WHAT AM I DOING? I’M REFRESHING TUMBLR! WHAT DO YOU THINK I’M DOING? IF I DON’T DO IT EVERY NINETY SECONDS I MIGHT MISS SOMETHING SUPER IMPORTANT LIKE SHERLOCK GIFS OR PICTURES OF A FOREST WITH CLICHÉD BREAKUP TEXT ON TOP! 

IT’S LIKE PUNCHING IN THE NUMBERS ON LOST ONLY INSTEAD OF SAVING THE ISLAND IT SAVES ME FROM DATING.

(via liamdryden)